“In the heart of the nation’s tech stronghold, a silent rebellion simmers within the Technology Transformation Services (TTS) – an outpost of government rebels defying the tech-laden reign of President Trump and Elon Musk.
TTS workers, their fingers tapping on keyboards, have unleashed a flurry of spoon emojis into their internal channels, mocking the ‘Fork in the Road’ resignation program. This week, they’ve doubled down their defiance by blocking a Trump-appointed ally’s attempt to breach their digital vault.
On Tuesday, a brave soul resigned, their message echoing through Slack channels like a thunderclap, their colleagues as witnesses. They refused to grant access to the Notify.gov database to Thomas Shedd, a Tesla transplant now at the helm of TTS. They feared this could expose sensitive American data, numbers whispering in vulnerable hands.
“I cannot operate without safeguarding privacy,” the resigning employee declared, their words resonating like an oath.
Slack buzzed with outrage, their colleagues questioning Shedd’s motives. Another employee, their message a mirror to the resigning worker’s plight, found their Slack silenced – a chilling reminder of retaliation’s swift hand.
TTS remains silent, their response elusive. Shedd, however, defended his request in a Slack message, his words coated in the guise of understanding. But his plea to ‘avoid stirring up discontent’ fell on deaf ears.
The rebels of TTS stand tall, their resistance a whisper against the tech giants’ thunderous march. They are the guardians of our digital borders, refusing to yield to power-hungry overlords.”